Monday, June 7, 2010

I just realized.

Country music videos are fundamentally identical to rap videos.  There are cars (tricked out Chevy trucks instead of Bentleys), large houses, alcohol (whiskey vs cristal), and barely-dressed women everywhere.  They occur in bars instead of clubs.  There is square dancing instead of booty dancing.  The universal theme is overcoming adversity and poverty to enjoy a life of comfortable revelry within your racially-based population centers.

This post is brought to you by Stephanie's Toby Keith binge.

Addendum:  Kenny Rogers is unwatchable, both because he's awful and when I see him the only thing I can think of is Mad TV's interpretation.

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