Concept stolen from a Yahoo poster.
Carlos Lee: .300/.350/.500 stalwart batting .193 with no power.
Carlos Guillen: Veteran slugger pulls a hamstring, loses his job to a no-name minor leaguer.
Carlos Zambrano: Cubs ace currently posting a 7.07 ERA, demoted to middle reliever.
Carlos Pena: Rays biggest slugger batting .181, has only one double and no HR in past ten games.
Carlos Quentin: 2008 MVP candidate now batting .180 with little pop.
Carlos Beltran: Needs no explanation.
Carlos Gomez: On the DL.
Carlos Delgado: Had a .914 OPS in limited playing time last year, can't find a team interested in signing him.
Players in for a rude awakening: Carlos Gonzalez, Carlos Silva, Carlos Ruiz, Carlos Marmol.
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