8:33: Matusz walks Gardner at the top of the inning by following my advice and tossing a bunch of breaking balls that dropped out of the zone. Prediction: Gardner steals second, scores on a Jeter single, my head explodes. Meanwhile, Cervelli at 0-2: I've never seen a high slider before, but he threw it, and Cervelli punched it into right field. Two men on, no outs, a backup defensive shortstop at the plate. %^$^&%$&%$ Matusz throwing error on a fucking bunt, Gardner scores, still no outs..
8:49: A walk with the bases loaded. Johan Santana can tell you what comes next. Alex is home now so I'm done here.