Note to self:

No matter how good you think the first batch of summer fruit smells and feels in May, it's still going to taste awful.  I just had a nectarine that smelled like the genuine ripe product, but tasted like if you took a box Honey Bunches of Oats with Real Peaches (a Post product), dumped out all the cereal and the plastic bag, ripped up the carboard box into small bits and soaked it overnight in a solution of pine sol and fruity lavatory air freshener, strained, and then consumed the final mash.